Which Senior CLPGS Member charged £75 for bogus "repair" ?

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Which Senior CLPGS Member charged £75 for bogus "repair" ?

Postby Gmemg » 02 Feb 2018, 17:56

I suppose the true answer is "just about any of them"

but this should really be the start of a new series :

"Uncle Mort's Fireside tales "

You can just imagine the Bluff, Northern "uncle Mort" sitting beside a roaring log fire in his Northern abode (With rotating numbers above the front door) and in the wee small hours sitting beside his bowl of Gritty Northern Gruel and "Wee Dram" of "last of the Summer Wine" telling a rapt Audience of the Tales of the CLPGS Dire - ectors & other senior members .......................

This tale concerns a very senior member and official who was approached by someone with a Columbia graphophone (The type which you turn the soundbox to insert the needle) which had (Ahem) "Broken" he was then asked to "Fix it" this was a costly job and he charged the owner £75 for this major overhaul .......................the owner was now able to use the machine and happened to mention that to a rather more knowledgeable gramophone personality who realised that the "Senior " CLPGS Official had in fact just TURNED THE SOUNDBOX AROUND and trousered the £75 !

Trebles all round at the CLPGS !

Correct answers to this competition will win a Cabbage ! runner's up will win a trip to the Malvern CLPGS meeting !

answers on a postcard with a cheque for £75 (entry Fee) to :

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