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Postby Gmemg » 05 Aug 2018, 08:02

I receive many letters - not all written in crayon from a "Suburban" address in West London, one which arrived recently was from the Society and much to my astonishment it was a begging letter :

"As we are about to Celebrate the Centenery of The Society" * we propose to create a Gallery of portraits of the Most Important and Influential Members for posterity starting at his own suggestion with a portrait of The Leading dealer as he's celebrating £10 M turnover of sales so donations are requested to assist in this fine project ."

it is understood that further portraits are to be considered of the other conspiritors - suggestions for appropriate artists and Media are welcome

such as

Fraudulent frank & his Peado Priest father - by the "Marsch Court" school of art perhaps

Frank Andrews - maybe a painting in the Cave Man style as he really was that old

Fat man Taylor - a Mural perhaps as it would be the only medium which might be able to cope with his size

Proudie - maybe just a representational artwork using a Marathon Soundbox

But for the "leading Dealer" Something more substantial would be required - a John Minton Perhaps ?


But that looks more like "Suicidal "Steve TMF Admin

so perhaps a Francis bacon ? he painted "screaming Popes" So maybe a ....................Screaming Queen ?

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